Sunday, December 28, 2008

If a flatulent canine emission were visible...

...I am quite sure it would be the color of peanut butter and just as thick. Is that disgusting enough for you? I could go on. There is plenty of odoriferous inspiration sitting right next to me on the couch. Blech.

I think I will now try my hand at a bit of silliness which will take its form as a Haiku:

Keira, you smell bad.
But I love you anyway.
Your smile deceives me.

I giggle to myself and she sighs again. I question who is really getting the last laugh.

1 comment:

Peter and Lorraine said...

Ask Dad about emissions! Whew! He (we) are now enlightened!